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meladoodle:

cybercum:

meladoodle:

*flirts with mirror*

mirror: “pls stop”

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indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence